Some of you may remember a couple of years ago when my friend Expat Mike was blogging from Amsterdam. Well, now he’s in Italy, and his blog is alive again, and it’s already wonderful. He’s settling in, but before you get to that, you can read about his adventures with Tina, the worst person to sit next to on the plane EVER:

Tina has a few health problems. She has diabetes, gout, severe asthma, sleep apnea, and fibromyalgia. She also suffers from claustrophobia, depression, and anxiety attacks. She has a pinched nerve, a ruptured disc, and a bunion. She is carrying medicines for all of these. We discuss each medicine in order and their associated side effects. I worry that in Italy I will be declared her common-law primary care physician.

For those of you who have never read his work, I think you will agree that Michael is wasting his talent as an academic. My ultimate goal is to harangue him into blogging even when he’s not traveling, so maybe if you doggedly follow his adventures, it will inspire him.